Modern Family: Cam’s Best Quotes

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Modern Family has been one of the most popular family sit-coms on television and continues to be now that it is well into season 7. The show is unique because it is set up as a mockumentary featuring one-on-one interviews with characters of the show allowing the viewers to get a really good sense of who each person is and set up some extra laughs. The men of Modern Family definitely steal the show, especially Cam Tucker! Eric Stonestreet is hilarious in his portrayal of Mitchell’s overly sensitive partner, and their dynamic together is spot on. With 7 seasons and so many episodes to choose from, it was hard to narrow down the list, but here are 10 of Cam’s best quotes on Modern Family.

10. He’s so Likeable

Cam: “I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy and I dare you to not like me.” (Season 1, Episode 3)

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9. He Eats His Feelings

Cam: “These feelings would go good with pie…” (Season 4, Episode 6)

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8. He’s Vengeful

Cam: “Revenge is a dish best served cold. And even better two days later out of a 24-ounce, microwave friendly, burp sealed pack and store.” (Season 3, Episode 16)

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7. Accidents Happen

Cam: “If an accident does happen…I hope it kills me. Because I don’t think I’ll be a very inspiring disabled person.” (Season 2, Episode 1)

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6. Outfits

Mitchell: “Aren’t you going to change into a working man’s outfit?”
Cam: “I don’t think workmen really call them outfits.” (Season 2, Episode 1)

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5. Mommy Issues

Cam: “There’s a fish in nature that swims around with it’s babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell’s relationship with his mother and say, ‘That’s messed up.'” (Season 1, Episode 4)

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4. He’s Impatient

Cam: “We sent those adoption papers out to Vietnam last summer! She said it could take up to 9 months to get a baby. It’s inhumane!” (Season 4, Episode 3)

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3. Guest List

Cam: [To Mitchell on the phone] “You want to hear the guest list for the night? So far it’s anger, betrayal, terror, and sadness. Congratulations Mitchell, you packed the house!” (Season 2, Episode 16)

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2. A Normal Childhood

Mitchell: [Talking about Lily being in a commercial] “Let’s just let Lily have a normal childhood.”
Cam: “I think that gay cruise has sailed.” (Season 2, Episode 7)

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1. Phone Conversation

Manny: [On the phone with Cam] “Help me! Tell me what to say.”
Cam: [In a coffee shop] “Okay, how about this: “You are the prettiest, smartest, funniest girl in the sixth grade. I know you’re only 11, but I can’t stop thinking about you. I’ve loved talking to you online. I think we should become boyfriend and girlfriend. [Turns to the person behind him in line] It’s not what you think I’m talking to a little boy…Oh…” (Season 2, Episode 24)

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Katherine G

Katherine G

Katherine is the Managing Editor for Health and Parenting, but she has a soft spot for entertainment. She loves binging shows on Netflix, reality TV is a guilty pleasure, and country music is her go-to playlist. When she's not writing, she's spending time outdoors, especially with her puppy Zoey!

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