The Big Bang Theory: Raj’s Memorable Quotes

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9. Season 2, Episode 23

Raj: “Well, I’m a Hindu. My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I’m reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings.”

Sonja Flemming/©CBS/courtesy Everett Collection

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8. Season 2, Episode 6

Raj: “Isn’t there a policy against dating graduate students?
Leonard: “No, if you can talk to them, you can ask them out.”
Raj: “Damn, there’s always a catch.”

Source: CBS

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7. Season 3, Episode 4

Raj: “I’m going to be deported. Sent home in disgrace. Exposed to the sardonic barbs of my cousin Sanjay or, as you may know him, Dave from AT&T customer service.”

Source: CBS

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6. Season 7, Episode 8

Howard: “The man impersonating a bear would like you to know that ‘Only you can prevent forest fires.’
Raj: “I don’t get it.”
Howard: “You didn’t have Smokey the Bear in India?”
Raj: “No. Was he anything like Munmun the Mongoose? He taught us not to play with cobras.”
Howard: “You had to be taught not to play with cobras?”
Raj: “You had to be taught not to burn down the forest?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uznGCYzy1uI&t=0m35s

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5. Season 4, Episode 14

Raj: “I know the feeling. It’s like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you…it happened to a friend of mine.”

Source: CBS

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4. Season 1, Episode 7

Leonard: “Well, the only way we can play teams at this point is we cut Raj in half.”
Raj: “Oh sure, cut the foreigner in half. There’s a billion more where he came from.”

Source: CBS

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3. Season 7, Episode 17

Bernadette: “Raj, your tag’s sticking out.” (Tucks it in for him)
Raj: “Thank you. That’s the closest I’ve come to sex in like two years.”
Bernadette: “Now I feel a little gross.”
Raj: “You’re only making it seem more real for me.”

Cliff Lipson / ©CBS / courtesy Everett Collection

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2. Season 4, Episode 24

Penny: “What do you mean new roommate? What happened to Leonard?
Sheldon: “The same thing that happened to Homo Erectus. He was replaced by a superior species.”
Raj: “I’m the new homo in town.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64obiHBvIJQ

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1. Season 5, Episode 1

Raj: “You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx6o7JAPzeo

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